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Steve Rogers ([personal profile] heroic_jawline) wrote2021-10-02 05:01 pm
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Apartment Above Stark Industries, Saturday morning

Ransom had woken up, noticed the guy in bed next to him (which, unexpected) and had reached for the nearest sweater to toss on and retreat to...living room. Kitchen. Somewhere he could get answers because he wasn't generally a blackout drunk kind of guy.

And that was where a corgi stopped in mid joyous bounce to lower himself to the ground, growling.

So Ransom was just going to hang out up here on the top of the couch and hate absolutely everything.

"What the hell?" he yelped.

[OOC: And Steve is Ransom Drysdale from Knives Out! Enjoy the sweaters. Ignore the douchiness.]
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imafuturist: (wait what)

[personal profile] imafuturist 2021-10-02 11:08 pm (UTC)(link)
"Patriot, down," Tony said, rubbing his eyes before focusing on the probably not Steve. "Are you a really full of yourself actor?"

Look, he hadn't had his coffee yet.
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[personal profile] heroic_jawline 2021-10-03 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Ransom made a face. "No. I'm a Drysdale."
imafuturist: (huh)

[personal profile] imafuturist 2021-10-03 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
Wait. What?

"...a horse?"
heroic_jawline: (x au glasses and sweater)

[personal profile] heroic_jawline 2021-10-03 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
"Do I look like a horse?" Ransom demanded.
imafuturist: (trying to look innocent)

[personal profile] imafuturist 2021-10-03 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
"Little bit," Tony said, starting the coffee. Because this place.
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[personal profile] heroic_jawline 2021-10-03 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
"Wow, fuck you too," Ransom drawled.
imafuturist: (let me explain this science)

[personal profile] imafuturist 2021-10-03 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
"You going to get down?" he asked, crouching down to scoop up the dog who was still growling like he was imitating a purring cat.
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[personal profile] heroic_jawline 2021-10-03 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
"Do you have your mongrel handled?" Ransom retorted, glaring at the terrifying corgi.
imafuturist: (I thought it went well!)

[personal profile] imafuturist 2021-10-03 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
"My mongrel?" He'd let the dog back down. The terrifying, terrifying dog.
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[personal profile] heroic_jawline 2021-10-03 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
He'd bite the hell out of Ransom if not for his tiny, tiny legs!

"You heard me," Ransom said, slowly getting off the top of the sofa.
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[personal profile] imafuturist 2021-10-03 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
"We'll decide later if you can bite him," Tony informed Patriot, giving his head a little rub. "Good boy."

He'd apologize to Steve when he was back to normal.
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[personal profile] heroic_jawline 2021-10-03 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Ransom narrowed his eyes at him. "I don't need to stay here."

He didn't even know where he was, or who this guy--who named a dog Patriot--was. Probably a Republican. Ugh.
imafuturist: (reading the news)

[personal profile] imafuturist 2021-10-03 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW.

"Do you want coffee or not?"
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[personal profile] heroic_jawline 2021-10-03 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
"I could drink some coffee," Ransom admitted.

Possibly even in a hilarious novelty mug.
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[personal profile] imafuturist 2021-10-03 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Would an adorable Thor themed one work?

"We weren't expecting company," Tony said like that explained the morning.
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[personal profile] heroic_jawline 2021-10-03 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
"I wasn't expecting to be visiting," Ransom said dryly, glancing around. The place didn't feel poor, thank God.
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[personal profile] imafuturist 2021-10-03 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, that happens." Thank god it was only for the weekend. "Don't worry, there's a guest room."
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[personal profile] heroic_jawline 2021-10-03 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
"I could be a creepy murderer," Ransom pointed out.
imafuturist: (still so innocent)

[personal profile] imafuturist 2021-10-03 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Tony put the dog back down like he was proving a point here. And you gotta know that Patriot was once again making a beeline for Ransom.
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[personal profile] heroic_jawline 2021-10-03 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
And that was Ransom now up on a kitchen counter. Very cool, very normal reaction to a dog.
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[personal profile] imafuturist 2021-10-03 07:01 pm (UTC)(link)
"I think I'm safe," Tony said with a bright smile.
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[personal profile] heroic_jawline 2021-10-03 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
"I don't like you--" Shit. Who was this guy? "--you," Ransom ended.
imafuturist: (will you look at that?)

[personal profile] imafuturist 2021-10-03 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Tony offered him the ridiculous coffee cup out of the kindness of his heart. Before even getting one for himself!
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[personal profile] heroic_jawline 2021-10-03 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"Thanks," Ransom said, glancing at the mug. "Kind of."
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[personal profile] imafuturist 2021-10-03 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"You're welcome," Tony replied. "He's a good guard dog like that."

He super was not.
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[personal profile] heroic_jawline 2021-10-03 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
"I can see that."

It's a corgi, Ransom.
imafuturist: (still so innocent)

[personal profile] imafuturist 2021-10-03 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
"You can get down," Tony said dryly. "I'll hold him back."
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[personal profile] heroic_jawline 2021-10-03 11:22 pm (UTC)(link)
"You say that now and then I have a rabid dog chewing on my toes," Ransom said.
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[personal profile] imafuturist 2021-10-03 11:29 pm (UTC)(link)
"He doesn't have rabies." No comment on the other thing, huh?
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[personal profile] heroic_jawline 2021-10-03 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"Reassuring," Ransom said, slowly sliding back off the countertop while simultaneously glaring at Tony over his coffee mug.
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[personal profile] imafuturist 2021-10-03 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Patriot chuffed in annoyance like he was a big, bad dog who could do serious damage and not an adorable fluff ball.

"I aim to please when I have unexpected guests," Tony replied sweetly.
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[personal profile] heroic_jawline 2021-10-03 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"Well, the coffee's not terrible," Ransom said.
imafuturist: (say that again)

[personal profile] imafuturist 2021-10-04 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
"Thanks." Like Tony would tolerate bad coffee. "I think we have some bagels."

That Steve had brought back from New York.
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[personal profile] heroic_jawline 2021-10-04 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
"I could eat a bagel," Ransom said with a tiny smile.
imafuturist: (say what now?)

[personal profile] imafuturist 2021-10-04 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
"Be good," Tony warned the dog before going to start toasting one of those bagels. "So, you're someone I should know, I venture?"
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[personal profile] heroic_jawline 2021-10-04 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
Ransom nodded. "I'm Ransom Drysdale. My grandfather's Harlan Thrombey, the murder mystery writer."

The extremely famous mystery writer, Tony.
imafuturist: (huh)

[personal profile] imafuturist 2021-10-04 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh. I don't think I've heard of them before," Tony admitted. "But I'm not a murder mystery person, really. More sci-fi."
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[personal profile] heroic_jawline 2021-10-04 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Ransom looked around the kitchen, noting the high-tech everything. "That tracks."
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[personal profile] imafuturist 2021-10-04 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
"I'll be sure to check them out for my--" Well, saying husband would make the waking up in bed together thing extra weird. "--friends. In case they're fans."
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[personal profile] heroic_jawline 2021-10-04 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
"Appreciate it," Ransom said. "That builds up my inheritance."
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